I have decided to put up a post on a subject other than
Parkinson’s Disease…
A Long Introduction
Christmas is and has always been very special in my family.
On Saturday, December 4, 2010, my wife Kate, who had been in early labor for
quite some time, mentioned that she wanted a Christmas tree in our home for the
birth of our child. I went out to get a tree immediately and put it up. The
next day, Sunday December 5, at 8:23am our son Ocean was born in our home in
Brooklyn. The holidays were even more special that year. We spent time at home
with each other as several snowstorms hit our area.
Christmas was special in my family for as long as I could
remember. Early Christmas morning, my brothers, sister and I woke up to a tree
surrounded by gifts. Along with the socks and underwear, that we quickly threw
aside, there were GI Joes, Barbies, chemistry and magic sets and every other
toy imaginable.
Christmas was just one sign of my parents’ generosity. If my
dad had two dollars in his pocket, you could have one. Both, if you needed them.
My mom literally saved pennies to pay for our vacations. My father was an art
director and my mom worked at the unemployment office in Irvington, NJ while
she cared for the four of us kids. No matter how little we had, friends were
always welcome at dinner and the table in our kitchen was frequently very crowded.
For months before Christmas my father worked after his
regular job, painting signs for local businesses to pay for our Christmas gifts.
At times, we were ‘broke’, but wanted to go out to dinner during the holidays.
When this happened, my dad rushed home after work and painted gifts for the
restaurants that he did business with. He got us all in the station wagon along
with the signs, which read something to the effect of, “Happy Holidays from Joe’s
Pizzeria.” I have one special memory when we pulled up in front of Joe’s
Pizzeria and my dad grabbed one of the signs and said,
“Everyone else stay in the car, John come in with me.”
As we walked up to the restaurant, my dad said to me,
“Watch what I am going to do.”
We walked in the restaurant and the owner was behind the
counter. My father said,
“Joe, you have been such a good customer, I brought you a
gift”
Then he held up the sign and said,
“Can I put it up on your door?”
The answer, of course, was yes. My dad smiled, pulled a few
suction cups a from his pocket and put up the sign.
Joe said,
“Maybe, you and your family could have dinner on me
sometime?”
My dad responded:
“We were just about to go home and cook dinner, would it
be okay if we came in now?”
The next thing I knew, we were all eating dinner. The lesson
that my dad was trying to teach me was about multiple income streams. If you
have a skill that you can sell, your family will never go hungry. My brothers
and I took this lesson to heart and we have always had side gigs.
Back To The Main Story:
One year, I believe it was 1982, my sister was dropping
hints for months about the gifts she wanted for Christmas.
“Please mom,” she said, “nothing Sears-y.”
By “Sears-y” she meant, nothing boring, nothing that
looked like it came from Sears.
At around 10 pm, the Christmas eve scene was all set in our
home. I was making the Christmas Margaritas. Why Margaritas? I am not certain,
maybe because they were green? If you are doing the math, yes, I was not 21 in
1982. My parents generally had 1 to 1.5 drinks. Based on the fact that they
never drank, this was more than enough. My older brother and I would disappear
from time to time, only to reappear from the basement in a cloud of suspicious smoke.
At midnight, we began emptying our stockings and opening
gifts. Soon, the floor was covered in sparkling wrapping paper, bows and
ribbons. At one point, my mother handed my sister an expertly wrapped present.
She was smiling and beaming with pride. The entire family watched with
anticipation as my sister opened her special gift. My sister glanced into the
box and immediately, a look of shock appeared on her face. She held up the
gift. It was horrible! It was one of those black cotton 80’s sweaters with arms
that were more like webbing than sleeves. From the right shoulder to bottom
left of the sweater there were crooked diagonal lines of white yarn. To top it all
off, on the bottom left of the sweater there was one large white pom-pom ball. To
give you some idea of how bad it was, remember the ugliest sweater that you
have ever seen. Then, imagine one twice as bad.
My mother said,
“Now that’s something different. That is not Sears-y!”
We were all stunned into silence for about a minute. Then,
my older brother Rich exclaimed,
“That is the ugliest fucking thing that I have ever seen!”
We all broke into laughter and soon my older brother and I were
literally rolling around the floor of amongst the tattered wrapping paper, gift
boxes and ribbons.
A Holiday Tradition Was Born
For many years after that memorable event, the Andrejacks
had a new holiday tradition. Each year on Christmas Eve, around 1 am, guests
began to arrive. The house was filled with friends and sometimes friends of
friends. Most guests had already had a few drinks before arriving. After
everyone had a few more drinks, my younger brother Paul disappeared into the
next room and returned, announcing:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Sweater!”
He then held It up. Eyes widened and Jaws dropped. Many
people had heard the tale, but the first time that anyone saw “The Sweater” it was
always an exciting and unforgettable experience. Now, I am aware that my family
and I are story tellers and that we are also prone to exaggeration, but let me
share some of the quotes from over the years:
“It is worse than I ever could have imagined”
“That’s a joke, right? That wasn’t a real gift, right?”
“I thought it would be bad, but this…”
“I guess they weren’t exaggerating…”
The story always ended the same way. The laughter would
eventually die down and my mother would say,
“I didn’t think it was that bad...”
And then the laughter began all over again.
This went on every year for about a decade and then
suddenly, “The Sweater” vanished. My mother just could not take it anymore. The
first year we were really upset. Someone actually accused my mother of ruining
Christmas, but in the end, we understood. The tradition that we all loved so
much had hurt her feelings.
The Takeaway
Does there really need to be one? Probably not, but there
is.
Holiday traditions do not need to be elaborate. They are about fun, laughter, family and the
little things. Many times, they begin with a mistake. Traditions do seem to
make the holidays more memorable. The sight of presents under a Christmas Tree,
for example, will always make me think of my parents’ generosity. The fact that
I can never go into a Pizza place without remembering that dinner at Joe’s
Pizzeria in Irvington, NJ brings me great joy. I cannot look at a sweater
without smiling.
Most importantly, the smell of a Christmas tree will always
remind me of the birth my son.
A few of you may remember “the sweater” tradition. If so, please
post your memories.
Happy Holidays and thanks for reading.
